still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs
nevermind she gets me
SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME
what exactly is going on in that picture in the background
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?
are you joking
How can you not know about the very hungry caterpillar?!
I’m 16 and I know what the very hungry caterpillar is don’t lose faith
This was my motherfucking book back in kindergarten!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
i love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys.
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKING PISSED OFF
yea it is
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
I AM DONE THIS TIME
NO. DO MORE. PLEASE. IT IS HYSTERICAL.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY
what would you say to your 10 year old self
shut up ur like 10
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
MY ANACONDA DON’T
so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”