deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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merlinisahuntingdetective:

kripke-is-my-king:

brassglasses:

mooseandtiger:

[x]

I want to see that episode. Where everyone calls them Sam and Dean and they’re all “no you don’t understand we’re actors OH GOD JARED GET THE SALT” and they just kind of have to survive while Misha flagrantly abuses his angel powers.

Like the opposite of The French Mistake. Oh god yes. This needs to happen and it needs to happen nOW.

SOMEONE TELL MISHA

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Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you, as you really are?
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humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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actuallygrey:

peacockprinceofthevainglorious:

I have a business proposal is like to discuss

I’m gonna need that guys prosthetic leg.

actuallygrey:

peacockprinceofthevainglorious:

I have a business proposal is like to discuss

I’m gonna need that guys prosthetic leg.

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"Mom, I can’t save during a battle!"

- Ancient proverb (via spoonfulofwilson)

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tardis-mind-palace:

pi3rcethe-satans:

allonsymiddleearth:

brennanat:

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.

Lets do it

plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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ass-butt-fallen-angel:

This is the most beautiful post ever

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The Maze Runner Countdown | 18 days to go

↳ Dylan’s running style

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roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

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brigwife:

stravaganza:

fawkeshound:

scruffythegodofthunder:

the-merry-rochesterian:

Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10}

———► Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith is flawless.

christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and see RIP

she shall never die

SAME I WAS SO SCARED OF SCROLLING ALL THE WAY DOWN OMG

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

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thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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