the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me


SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME


what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me

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SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME

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what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

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hollow-nuest:

no-one-tans-like-satan:

lazylittlephangirl:

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

How can you not know about the very hungry caterpillar?!

I’m 16 and I know what the very hungry caterpillar is don’t lose faith

This was my motherfucking book back in kindergarten!

hollow-nuest:

no-one-tans-like-satan:

lazylittlephangirl:

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

How can you not know about the very hungry caterpillar?!

I’m 16 and I know what the very hungry caterpillar is don’t lose faith

This was my motherfucking book back in kindergarten!

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riversong01:

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverlands.

i love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys.

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKING PISSED OFF

yea it is

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consultingdoctorr:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

so i typed this up in a wordpad

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and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)

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and i

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printed some

i just did more

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omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”

i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING

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NOW I’M DONE

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THIS IS THE LAST ONE

THIS TIME

I AM DONE THIS TIME

NO. DO MORE. PLEASE. IT IS HYSTERICAL. 

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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Anthony praising Sebastian (x)

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kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

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pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

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alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

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infamymonster:


is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake

MY ANACONDA DON’T

infamymonster:

is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake

MY ANACONDA DON’T

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lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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